John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

Lonzo Ball is shooting below 30% from the field.

Have you ever given your opinion on a matter unrelated to your profession? Have you ever given your opinion on a coach’s decision, a politician’s platform, a tax plan, an actor’s range, or a geopolitical issue? Surely you’re not an expert on these matters, so maybe you should stay in your lane too.

Nobody cares what you think. Just stick to dipping French fries in oil.

Go fuck yourself.

If your knee jerk reaction to every shooting is to worry more about your toys than the shattered lives of your fellow Americans, you might suck as a human being.

No. You’re missing the point. The point is that nobody, and I mean nobody, needs to be able to buy an AR.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

57-11-7, on 68% shooting, in his 15th year in the league. Only the second player ever to drop 55+ in his 15th season or later (the other was Kobe, on his last ever NBA game when he put up 50 shots).

The depressing part is, each of the characters is also in the same predicament Calvin is in: they are expected to know how to act by society, and flub it. Calvin’s dad feels like he’s expected to teach his kid baseball (and wallops him in the nose). Mr. Lockjaw feels like he’s expected to oversee and enforce the…

A white man just walked into a Walmart, shot 3 people dead and walked out. Anyone hear from Trump yet? The police are already making their “Just a guy” comments.

It’s almost as if Wall Street has no idea, generally, what they are doing.

How is this company valued more than Ford or GM again?

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Amen, Barry. The most indelible moment of the game for me was Puig’s reaction to not getting to the ground-rule double. He wanted that ball So Damn Bad and was absolutely scalding that he couldn’t get to it. And he made the glove pay for it. There is nothing more satisfying as a fan than to see a player who cares…

Nobody NOSE what you’re talking about.

If he’d been half as fast as Puhiri, it would’ve only been a 125-day siege.

The only thing 1984 got wrong is that it’s the corporations that are watching, not the government.

Ha, there will NEVER be another Boaz Solassa!