The first time I’ve gotten good advice from pepperoni pizza. Thank you.

Yeah! Those Democratic votes to undermine banking regulations were some sweet sweet accomplishments.

Don’t forget that he pulled Aaron Nola early when he was cruising in his first game, which may have been defensible had he not actually also let him bat in the previous inning.

Wait, so you don’t have a good reason to continue to do something, and apparently some decent reasons NOT to do it, but this is somehow not enough to stop doing it?

Biggus DickCass.

I thought he was referring to all of those DEAD SOULS left in Puhiri’s wake.

So....now someone will sign Kaepernick, right?

Michael Chang’s famous underhand serve.

Holy shit dude, calm the fuck down.

Isn’t it weird that there’s an ‘i’ in ‘Thiem’?

Man those types of players (Haase) were so infuriating during my junior days. Unfortunately I didn’t have the firepower to put them in their place.

Is Djoker’s marriage to a non-tennis playing woman the equivalent of Andre’s relationship with Brooke Shields?

I have always felt that Murray is fully capable of a more attacking style, at least physically. Injuries aside, the problem has always been his head.

For what it’s worth, the Pope visit was a blessing in disguise because people realized how awesome car-less streets are.

Mostly speed of the court and resulting height of the ball after it bounces. Clay is slowest - it neutralizes power and the ball kicks up higher than on hard or grass. Guys like Nadal, with their ruthless spin and depth can overwhelm guys used to short points blasting away on fast courts.

Hoo-ah.

The “Lord” has some strange priorities.

“I’ve successfully used Puma condoms for years!” - Antonio Cromartie

How dare you invoke the name of Zlatan!