Nobody wants to be in Phoenix. You just sort of drift there and realize you belong. It’s the Pacific Garbage patch of American cities.

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

I remember college basketball before the shot clock. That shit was tedious a f, too.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

Holding onto this for CotY noms

This is the correct joke. Well done.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Quick piece of advice - Don’t have heroes

Let the motherfucker burn.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

The 5 types of Nicky:

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

If there was a coach who was brilliant enough to get players like Kyrgios and Monfils to play to their full potential, their time would be better spent doing something slightly easier, like bringing peace to the Middle East.

Fuck you

First, the underwear inspections. Now this?

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?