Nailed it.

what you just eat analog carrots or some shit like a goddamned primitive ape creature living in a crude stone hut?

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

That fart smell probably came from a former tight end, Algae Crumpler.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Your Copa América semifinalists:

“covering”

Unfortunately, those pills won’t stop Draymond from kicking you in the nuts and calling you a bitch.

When my doctor diagnosed me as being omnipotent, he prescribed me these little blue pills. Problem solved!

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if XM and Sirius can merge...these two can probably eek out a deal as well...anti trust law is seriously in need of revision

Don’t kid yourself. Everybody loves Draymond.