“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

“It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

Simmons believes that his firing was the result of a conspiracy:

I’ll bet you call 3 second violations while playing pick up games at the Y.

wow, he scored from hellas far away

We gave you Ali, Bowie, Prince, Slice and Richard Simmons is on deck...but you just can’t take Goodell off our hands, eh God?

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

Juan Uribe: still in the league.

1. Change things.

if they had to buy into the ACA themselves, the system would be a LOT different.

I know these are all world class athletes and ridiculously tall superhumans, but I think that Silver should make it so that when basketballs get stuck on the rim the players have to take turns throwing a basketball at the stuck ball to get it to come down.

would it be fair to say that

Reminds me of Pippen when MJ was suspended for gambling.

Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

This is a severely underrated comment.

If he had written, “Thanks for all the fish.” I would be much more worried.