The beauty of this revelation is that we have two legendary white players, from the Celtics, no less — revered for “playing the game the right way” during the sport’s golden era — valuing personal gain and money over whatever team goals their BLACK coach had drawn up. Brilliant.

If it makes him an employee, strips him of grant + taxes his room & board & non-scholarship benefits

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

Bad opinion.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

“I didn’t say that,” Krzyzewski said. “You can say whatever you want. Dillon Brooks is a hell of a player. I said, ‘You’re a terrific player, unions and Obama are bad, and I’m glad you don’t get paid.’ And you can take whatever he said and then go with it, all right?”

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

You definitely get the point of the article.

Rick Reilly is the nursing home jello of sportswriters. You know jello is going to be bland but you still think maybe it will be decent, and then you’re visiting your great grandma and having lunch and oh there’s jello for dessert and there’s this weird liquid on the top that is also somehow filmy and then the actual…

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

“In order to be convenient, you can no longer print tickets from home.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.