“Boss, I checked some numbers from previous Super Bowls, and I’m not so sure this is a good idea.”

During its planning process, the City did not conduct an analysis to estimate the net financial impact for the City to host the scheduled Super Bowl events.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

I’m also sure of kobes response.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I’ve never taken 27 strokes at anything. Well maybe when I was younger, if you know what I mean.

Thank god for the mute button.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

I’ve got nothing really to add to this except to say that I’m a proud alum of Oswego. It’s the Cornell* of the SUNY system.

Labor - all the risk, all the blame.

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

So he’s positioning himself as the pro-brain damage candidate. That’s different. Wonder if he also supports lead poisoning or if he’s only for trauma-related brain damage?

+1 dinosaur fossil buried by cavemen

Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

Welp, I didn’t know dodging taxes ran afoul of federal law, but I promise to be compliant with federal law in the future. So all is forgiven, right?

“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!

Great joke! Reminds me of when I was eight we had this joke: “What do you call an Ethiopian in a dinner jacket? Optimistic!” Oh man. Laughing is the best.