Not sure why he is mocking the First Lady with that shirt

How about someone punch him in the dick?

It’s a purely political move.

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

Thank goodness. I was beginning to think they were barbaric savages for a second there.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Kasino was mistaken. The house doesn’t always win.

Meanwhile...

While some current members generally seem okay with it, some holdouts are definitely deflated. Yeah. I said it.

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

Of course Obama sold us out to the Saudis. He’s a secret Muslim. Didn’t you know that? I mean, his middle name is Hussein, so he has to be a Muslim, amirite?

They’re not allowed to under the rules of their profession. As you probably know but some may not, there is a movement underway to allow psychiatrists to weigh in on the President’s mental health. The rule currently in place is intended to prevent them from becoming politicized, and they hadn’t anticipated a situation…

The real news here is you have a Chrysler 200..........

This is the first time I wanted to start a gofundme for a millionaire.

The NBA is going to paint itself into a corner here. I’m positive Magic Johnson said the same thing watching last night’s game.

Thank you to everyone, including the haters,

As someone whose mother barely escaped being placed in a concentration camp, I find this incredibly, unbelievably offensive.

The answer is obviously a definitive yes.