Elon Musk is an asshole, so nothing about this surprises me.

Stick to sports.

He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.

I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan. 

/A tradition unlike any other. Dammit

“and I’ve still got your money” is the hardest anyone has ever been burnt. 

Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

This guy has to be the least sympathetic public figure who has ever dealt with depression.

Thank god he thought better of it.

oh fuck this guy

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Legend has it that Lil Papa John became inspired to start his company after seeing a pizza delivery truck dragging a black man behind it.  

To be fair, Columbus -thought- he was going to the East.

Wallabobby Knight.

Wow, I need to watch ESPN 5 more often!

I know but for some reason the dipshit ran for president and somehow won.

How were the refreshments?

Well, it’s not like we didn’t know Dinesh D’Souza was human garbage.

The real crime is Tim had taken the over on 15 swings.

“Next right and 1.5 miles and we’ll get to the water hole by sunset when the mini-wildebeest come down to drink!”