Of course they wouldn’t shoot them all, the claymores will get 20% of them.

Isn’t that what ISIS says?

In a couple of days, people might realize this is a perfect meme for our kakistocracy. Even a millionaire athlete is undesirable to those people who make the rules by owning lobbyists. The player was an employee to be abused at this guys whim, as easily as they plunder the government. I guarantee that if he released…

I was really hoping that story has Tiger driving off to the pancake house at the end.

You know what doesn’t exist in Pahrump, Nevada?

I remember my sister handing me the keys to her new 1980. I was 17, and a VW geek, having bought my first at 15 (Tom Petty was right, the waiting was the hardest part for me to get to 15 1/2 So I could get my learners).

Let’s do a Kickstarter to get Ford, Chevy, and Dodge to combine for a commercial with Kaepernick kneeling. Those Canadian truck factory towns will run  out of beer in celebration of all the new truck orders they will have to fill.

Who would have thought Jay Culter knows the alphabet? Or reads?

“No way Trump wins tomorrow “

I guess Trump just found his next press secretary

The Trump/Hicks mashup name is “Tricks” So fitting on so many levels.

My dad and two uncles fought in ww2. You think they fought by the rules? They didn’t. You can keep your humanity, and fight the evil with evil. That’s really what it takes to end evil, you have to summon your inner dirtbag.

Or husband and husband.

So....just like Castaneda?

Try the part where he turns into a bird so he can see the Brujo stalking him, so he can fight it off with Aztec calisthenics on his porch.

Carlos fucking Castaneda? Are you fucking kidding? Non fiction Castaneda where he flys, or fiction Castaneda where he flys?

Yeah, they are exactly the same. If you have had your head up your ass while drowning in a septic tank for the last ten months the view hasn’t changed.

Let me translate this for you:

Not if you do it on the Nye County side of the line.

True that. Dude always sold me the snickelfritz