Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

You would never get a recommendation to read Castaneda in the ESPN comments section.

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

I was told there would be no math.

Can he coach soccer too?

Really? I don’t see how Weinstein has affected any Democratic politician’s vote on any issue.

Yep. Despite the fact that there are equally chummy pictures of Weinstein with pretty much every prominent face in politics and entertainment for the last 25+ years, and despite the fact that it’s crystal clear that Harvey was chums with Bill, not so much Hillary, this is the exact (clearly old, Hillary hasn’t had…

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

They should just add the pitch location info to the price of the ticket.

“You should talk to Rob,” they said.

Mark Davis, a billionaire? Hahahahaha!

I’m pretty sure someone named Dr. Death would be even more at home in Las Vegas.

We have no time for your maritime law jokes.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Adam Jones sent a moving company to help him out?

The first thing I would’ve done is searched Google maps for the nearest U-Haul, whereupon I would’ve discovered that there’s literally one off the next exit (415 N Mt Juliet Rd, Mt Juliet, TN 37122; that’s how bored I am) But admittedly, I’m not a supergenius like Curt Schilling.

His relief efforts are going about as well as his gaming efforts.

how to sum up this administration

Fine. We are only interested in exchanging long protein strings.

I will never let my daughters marry a Rigellian!

Nope.