My dad was an abusive shit. He yelled, he intimidated, and he slapped. He once tried to make myself and my 2 sisters, ages 7,6,5, beat each other with wiffle bats because we were fussing with each other about something. That same year we were forced to stand facing the wall with heavy books held straight out, and he…
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OMFG STOP WITH THE WITCH HUNT BULL SHIT! Seriously. There was an ACTUAL witch hunt that happened here. It’s part of American History. 14 WOMEN WERE EXECUTED!
“She gazed up at the enormous, orange-stained face. Twelve years it had taken her to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark scowl. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of her nose. But it was all right,…
Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.
Donald will never be qualified to wear Baron’s shirt.
If you’re going to wear a see-through top with lines of black beads, then swap the barbels for nipple rings. Or at least make sure they align to the grid!
When he first started Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central (before it moved to ABC), he was much more libertarian. It was the Clinton era and he was already vehemently against what he considered “politically correct” back then. He moved further left after 9/11 and George W. Bush.
But coming from you, doesn’t that mean 6 out of 5?
I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…
She’s been on a covfefe break for the past 24 hours....
I love how celebrating a race win is a universal “language”. Just like Senna’s win in Brazil I can’t translate anything, but I understand everything.
I have two decks. My reddit AMA is forthcoming.
It has been pointed out. It’s like I can smell assholes...
Exactly what you said, except the balloon is full of queefs.
The only thing he wants to import from Germany is Naziism. AMIRITE?!?
Look at the millions of cars they’re selling in the US. They’re bad cars, that’s why people are buying them. If they were really good cars, nobody would buy them. That’s why nobody bought Trump Steaks. They were good steaks. The best steaks.
Not to mention the Hardest Working Man in Show Business!
Not sure. I mean, the word was used in the right way, so... If it was him alone he might have said, “I am more than sure, I am the most sure. I am surety.”
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