I have been asking Director Comey & others, from the beginning of my administration, to find the LEAKERS in the intelligence community.....

I’m just going to have to start posting this every day, aren’t I?

this is every workday in the Trump White House:

He’s so fucking stupid he doesn’t get that the Russians can figure out who gave us the intel from the intel itself. I’ve stopped mocking him on Twitter - he’s obviously mentally ill and deranged.

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.

Also, one of my favorite Beavis & Butt-Head moments is when a Nina Hagen video comes on and one of them says, “Is this Toyota Jackson?”

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

Still a danger because Rove has what are unquestionably boobs

“I want to kiss you, Kim Jung Un.”

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

God he damn near looks like he forehanded that like a ground stroke. I wonder what it is like to be that good at something. Anything.

“Could Tax Reform Under President Trump Actually Help Working Moms?”

Only First 100 Days that was worse was the deliberately stupid one about Russell Brand becoming PM of the UK.

We’re going to run the Picket Fence on the North Koreans! That’ll learn ‘em!

I imagine Pence just randomly gets in situations where he closes the door to a room, thinking he’s alone, but there’s actually a female in the room. He then proceeds to run down the halls screaming “Mother!!!”

He was watching it for the locker room scenes. That’s what flinty-eyed closeted men do. 100 bucks says this guy slaps asses and spends a little too long in the gym locker room cooling down after a workout.

O’Reilly off the air: great.

I hope they serve falafel at that party.