To be fair, you’re completely out of touch with Donald Trump’s reality.

No. Fuck you.

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

Always remember to never fight from the low ground.

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976

You can’t say that about someone who was named Time magazine’s Man of the Year twice. It’s a prestigious honor that they don’t give to just anyone.

I’m a Democrat and I like to play dirty!

I guess that viagra finally worked since Dole is attempting to fuck the US again.

When I voted for Trump to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I thought he was going to make America’s Team, THE YANKEES, great again, not these liberal fawck-tawds on Yawkey Way.

This is literally why we have the stupid Electoral College. To prevent a direct democracy from electing an unfit president.

Last night’s show would have benefited immensely had someone programmed a host to edit 45 minutes out of it.

We’re going to need a bigger basket to fit all these deplorables.

Carson may not have any experience, but he’ll sure take a stab at it.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Not to defend him too much, that photo shoot is pretty much indefensible, but he got the vasectomy specifically because he doesn’t want to breed.

I sterilized myself at 36 by getting divorced, moving back in with my parents to go to grad school and help take care of my aging grandpa, and never going out and doing anything ever. Much cheaper than paying for a surgery.

***FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEFF HORNACEK***

To each his own, I read it and never been so unhappy.