I’m curious about your actual relationship with your daughter... I don’t see it mentioned, so unless I missed something, I’d like to know if you speak to her, see her, or do anything to maintain a relationship with her.

I have a child, now 18, and did not get any kind of financial support from her father. We were very…

Tell you what: when she comes up with an explanation for how that bullshit ever passed her lips on Friday, I’ll give all due consideration to her apology.

Well, yes, but I also doubt anyone went to his funeral and praised him for all the good work he did in his life to stop child molesters.

Okay. But she could have avoided calling attention to one of the most profoundly evil legacies of the Reagans and claiming it as one of their good points.

What an asshole.

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

Don’t be a dipshit

So much THIS. The idea of taking turns democracy? This isn’t kindergarten games. This is one side stating “we’ll take away the rights of anyone not like us, invade the reproductive choices of women, poison the environment and resources for profit, and blunder our way into more wars - which we are already using an…

Somebody needs to confirm Robert Swift’s whereabouts.

...selecting a presidential candidate who embodies literally every animating force in American conservatism

Lol you are a shit person and I feel bad for every poor person who will or has ever been in a relationship with you and I am sure they have, and also do hope, they all will and have cheated on you. You don’t get what being a human being is, so please fuck off and spare actual humans your made up bullshit moralism.

what, the Cheddar Bey Biscuits?

Well, shit. Sick and tired of it. The kind of thing that makes people think it's ok to be complicit in some guy's blackmailing by a gay male escort...which has obviously totally never happened around these parts...but you could imagine how irresponsible speculation on someone's confessed sexual views could maybe…

“I’m your huckleberry...”

Manziel until proven not-Manziel

Yes. The official protocol is “Don’t get us sued” which translates to “don’t do a goddamn thing”.

I support Bernie because of who he is, not what he is. I oppose Hillary because who she is, not what she is.

Her mother inherited $50 million. She’ll be fine until 25. Don’t worry. Also, I recommend not permitting children to inherit millions. It’s a very typical clause in wills and trusts.

I disagree. I have an uncle who lost 3 fingers and that’s my most macho uncle by far.