You could dress that guy in the most welcoming, completely passive clothes, and he would still look like a total dirtbag

Did you know today is Bastille day? “The French were out first allies, not many people know that.”

I’m more of a being “blown at death” kind of guy.

Oh fuck..you win the Internet today!

“It’s going to be a long six”

You know, there is something about Tim Tebow. What is he, 40?

First letter: Dude, you were living the dream, and didn’t even know it. The answer to your problems was within you for awhile, now you have no way to control your destiny other than to divorce. Once a woman falls out of love, you can’t repair it. Can you repair a popped balloon?

The only personality missing from this White House is Herve Villachaize

If every fourth round was MMA, FM would have to take it in three rounds. But there is no MMA rounds.

He wouldn’t hold the fort. Pence would never get any traction as a leader, and Cruz would start tearing him apart in preparation for 2020.

For my money, Aaron Pryor was the greatest boxer I ever saw.

She is not going to win, Jenny Durkan is the next Mayor. It’s already been decided. Oliver will probably get my vote, but the Bellevue landlords who own Seattle sent their fair haired boy, Tim Ceis, to find a candidate.

“ Literally cannibalism”is the worst, because it is usually said by a young girl who says “literally”, literally every ten seconds.

I love how you keep upping the ante. Please continue. I can almost....almost feel your head spinning. All this stuff this other poster is writing is true, BTW.

I grew up next to survivors of Birkenau. I saw the numbers tattooed on their arms.

Now the code word is Obamacare

If playing less minutes and not having the whole offense centered around Durant extends his career due to less wear and tear, maybe he makes the same money in the end by extending his career.

Why?

I remember in 1995, when Hillary was derided for calling the vast right wing conspiracy a vast right wing conspiracy.

The chick magnet?