All the stars......

I’m sure the Mariners will trade Felix Hernandez for him. Then, they will trade him in the offseason for Ken Phelps Jr.

If the Trump-icide plan is to work, we need to repeal the Americans with Disabilities act.

Laugh all you want, that’s how Trump bullied his way from. USFL team in New Jersey to owning 80% of all NFL revenue*

He does, this is just his lizard voice.

In heaven, Judy and Mickey are still friends. Guess what? They are putting on a show in the old barn!

I’m really hoping she becomes the train wreck I expect her to be.

I’m sure Scalise will be up and about, killing grannys health insurance to pay for a big tax cut cut for the rich, in no time.

Dave Kingman

Our Saddam

I would just like to take a moment to tell you that it is an absolute pleasure to have the opportunity to read you, Emma. Thank you, you are doing such a great job, everyone says so.

And it needed to be with an annotated picture book

Four fingered Motherfucker!

Trump would destroy the Tories coalition, probably just by opening his yap.

Stretch-gazi!!!!!!

“Hardtime”? I’d go with, at best, semi erect time, for Melania.

Look at the picture. Barron a Trumps hands are bigger than Donald Trumps hands.

Well, I have a feeling that Barron Trump still has a true heart. So no, Barron isn’t qualified

I would like to subscribe to your boobsletter

Great. Thanks, now I have to take a nap.