Theeee Bret Stevens?

Dear NFL: im avaylabull. I donut war glazzes. It’s cheetn.

United Airlines has announced her hiring as an animal assistant.

You got to love that retard Tom Perez and his message. I know that’s a slur, but it fits a guy who wants me to give him money so that he can decide which candidate is important enough to support.

So.... you are admitting you are an asshole?

Does this increase Germanys bill, or decrease it?

Nivea. It’s not just for Aryans anymore.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy Terence Stamp would kill in “The Limey part 2"

That’s nice. But the NYT just dropped a must read Trump interview.

Really? Because all Hillary had to do was take Bernies playbook and use it for a November victory.

Message: I care about currying favor with Trump

Great. Now I have a craving for TGI Fridays.

I’m almost getting nostalgic for Cheney. Fucking CHENEY!

Hillary Clinton is the qualified candidate ever? Exactly how long did she serve in the Senate, and what other elected office did she hold before that?

And she lost against a terrible politician because she is a terrible politician.

Get off the sauce. She is terrible at campaigning.

Great. Now some prostitute has to go out and buy a James Brown wig. Get some loofahs while your out shopping, Ainsley.

I star this for the blazing saddles reference

Here’s the thing: taxpayers spend all this money for ICE, and they can’t even kill the guy when they try to?

How low is my opinion of our POTUS when Jim Harbaugh is a paradigm of justice compared to him?