Suddenly, a new Fox News All Star is born!

First Ivana, then Marla, followed by Atlantic City

But Paul Ryan looks so handsome and normal!

My “friend” went into a weed store this weekend and bought an ounce of bud for $85.

Division? Hell, their legal arguments in this story don’t even add up.

Exactly fucking right!

So you are saying Dolan has every right to......err.....using a great mans vernacular.....”Grab them by the pussy” and make them perform?

I love my Comcast internet service.

They had to do this. How could members of Congress exchange their rubles for dollars with the ethics police lurking about?

“Regardless of political affiliation, its ever more clear to me that our government has no interest in “governing” by and for the people, and is instead just a capitalist oligarchy who’s only concern is being a predator feeding off the American people”

This is the Kobayashi Maru question, NFL version.

I saw someone who made $3 million and still has name recognition.

Not saying she pissed off someone backstage there.

He is only inviting children named Hansel and Gretel.

What a god damn moron.

The polonium pals weigh in

Here is a valid point

I’m going to wait for Jim Tomsula to translate this for the viewing audience

Are you walking?