Needle dick

If this car was $45K, I’d probably buy one. As a person who grew up poor, the reason I have money is because I generally don’t spend money. I just can’t do it at north of $75k for this car.

Psychopath

But what about the poor meteorite?

Have a Trump steak with your trump vodka while reading your trump university handbook at the trump tax mahal

Thank god for Trump.

http://nypost.com/2016/12/22/trump-winery-is-trying-to-hire-foreign-workers/

http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/01/donald-trumps-bankruptcies/

Hey, go fuck yourself

Don’t worry.

Don’t worry.

Wrong. That’s Carl’s Jr. new “cheesy sextuplet”

When Trump hadn’t yet picked an extreme right wing Cabinet, it was a nice thing to hope his presidency was not a failure.

Drain the Swamp?

Career? What fucking Career?

Career? What fucking Career?

Or, play your first year internationally, and then do the John Elway thing and state which team you will play for. Then play your rookie season with that team

NYC billionaire goes to bumpkinville to hear applause

If your eyes didn’t open after the press sucked the Neo-Cons dick during the run up to the Iraq invasion of 2003, then nothing will.

I thought Trump was going to make him commissioner of the USFL(formerly known as the NFL)