That's a hell of an early bird special you got going there

It means do you have $500 to burn on drugs and sex with the girl in the picture

You didn’t mention the radioactive rain that will be in the atmosphere ready and able to melt you when the weather allows.

This is a good example of why you should never volunteer for anything

How many times does the NRA have to say it?

This is just sad.....and hilarious.

I didn't know A-Rod was the mayor of Seattle

What about Cleveland Browns fans?

That is good. So so good

Whatever. Anybody who thinks a movie star lives in the same day to day reality as the rest of us is dreaming. Think of how the star qb in your high school was treated. Multiply that by a billion for Clint.

So when he says “ just the tip” he really means it?

I think she posts as hashleyjuggsgotstared

I love me some pink eyed Bob. Hoping we can get him to swim in the water this time.

I’m 53. I saw Griffey play at least 200 times in the Kingdome. I was a poor person in college. My routine was simple: go to the Rainier brewery right before the last tour, decline the tour, drink beer for free in the Rainier room until it shut the doors. Proceed to the Kingdome, buy a $3.25 ticket to the game, proceed…

I’m 53. I saw Griffey play at least 200 times in the Kingdome. I was a poor person in college. My routine was simple: go to the Rainier brewery right before the last tour, decline the tour, drink beer in the Rainier room until it shut the doors. Proceed to the Kingdome, buy a $3.25 ticket to the game, proceed to the…

It's like getting a sad hotdog at the ballpark named Hilary, and thinking it's ok I'll dress it up with some condiments, then finding out there are no condiments but they will give you another sad hot dog to go with the first one

I see nossing.....NOSSING!

I’m going to give that comment a “B”, because it’s not “C”

Inevitably, Tuesday would become: