When SA buys arms, THEY GIVE US MONEY YOU FUCKING MORON.

The US government gives money to SA?

“Success is yours for the taking”

So if she had not taken the torturers money, she would not have access to cell phone communications, which is a necessary part of a modern life?

Marmalade Badger don't give a fuck

Why is Gigi Hadids father holding a small dog in a clown suit?

Cook noodles, drain. Hot pan, throwing beaten eggs in. Half set, throw in still hot noodles and some Parmesan cheese. Noodles bind to eggs finishing the cook.

Donald Trump SAYS ABSOLUTELTY NOTHING THAT HIS FOLLOWERS ARE NOT THINKING

Love that no US servicemen are dying needlessly over there. Thanks Obama!

I worry about my daughter every day. I call her once a week for her canned responses to my standard questions. As long as she is happy, her life is really none of my business.

The shrink agreed with your mom? Who pays the Shrink?

Yeah, why do the jack boots thugs restrict my civil rights when I want to buy LAW rocket?

I saw him at the Colosseum in 1994, I think.

She is like buttered lightning.

My Seahawks play both these teams soon. That's 8-5 right there

Look, in a hard fought primary, she has to get support. So she must gently chide at BLM to be peaceful, because then her supporters will find softer targets to discharge their weapons into BLM members.

I liked Jackie Brown, but Inglorious Basterds was terrible.

It’s ironic that Erdogan pulled a dick move on Putin. There are both Dictators who were “elected”

Hey, who has a dog for those buns?

Just bite the bullet and buy a new Toyota Corolla, or something similar, if you want to 100% guarantee no car troubles. $275 a month is worth it for piece of mind. Everything works, it is all new.