Two words:

This is shocking!

Yeah, but Secretariat did it while smoking two packs a day. It was 1973, after all.

I bet the Father of that kid gets high fives from all his buddies, and some even from the Aryan Disciples in the adjoining cell block

Was there a firehose nearby? Does the glass enclosing the firehose say “break glass in case of cat fight”?

I know this term is more used up than LiLo, but ......LMFAO

She is the most beautiful Alien Overlord since Laura Bush

When you get on wheels, are you Heleanor Heaven?

Just a question. How old would a male have to be for it to be wrong for him to put his fingers in your five year old daughters vagina?

Hello? Hello McFly?

For those of you too young to remember what got us here in the first place, here is how the first Bush sold us the first Iraqi invasion

Well, OK, I see I am speaking to someone who is an idiot now. Wait....let me be nice to you and say you are just uniformed about your desire to send other people to die so you don't have to read any more upsetting details of the ongoing oil wars in the ME.

Have you been old all your life? I did my four years...voluntarily. But since I did my time, I am a a little wiser in the way my country markets its way into wars using appeals to emotion written by supposedly neutral UN officials.

The U.S. Air Force is engaging them now, you can go to their website for info on joining.

Sign you up?

“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study…

Fuckin’ Sherman Oaks.....amiright?

You should make a video of yourself espousing this detritus, and send it to ESPN.

Oh, look at you....thinking global warming is a political stance.

The foulest baller of all