I bet he's more embarrassed by his cameo in Wild Palms. (Google it, words fail me.)

I think you're probably fine, as long as it isn't "Biggus."

@shan164: I suppose you'll be wanting Australia, then? Oh, very well, I dub thee Sir Jax of Ur!

@MikeofLA: Cool, you can be Robert the Bruce! Everbuddy gets a crown!

@shan164: What's Kryptonese for "We are moderately amused?"

You're entirely correct, I should have changed "have" to "had." And if you read my entire post, I did not want to appear judgmental—I personally am fascinated with all things Japanese, and I apologize if I offended. But I really doubt you'd argue that there aren't different attitudes in Eastern/Western societies,…

@Kamenwati: Oh, I dunno, you can futz around with these things all you like, that's part of the fun. Yours sounds like it could refer to the Iron Crown of Charlemagne. So you're probably heir to the Holy Roman Empire. Greetings, fellow monarch! ;D

Apparently nobody bothered to read The Castle before naming it, huh?

Hey, yeah, and they could do a cross-promo where the Pres and VP settle their differences by wrasslin'!

By the way, if you've never seen it, Chuck Shepherd's "News of the Weird" has a sub-section that seems to suggest people with the middle name "Wayne" go into a certain line of work more often than chance might dictate. Probably coincidence, but a damn spooky one:

Ordering it to what? ;D

I've always been ridiculously pleased that the meanings of my first, middle and last names make a comprehensible sentence in English:

Well, one does what one can...

At the risk of sounding culturally prejudiced—well, c'mon, people, we're talking about Japan. They have coin-op dispensers for soiled undergarments.

You are so hearted for that line! :)

Yay, some Spinrad love! But, given the state of talk radio/op-ed cable news, it might not be too long before we see a "Jack Barron" type running for President...

Chicago and Peter Graves had it worse in 1957.

I've never really decided whether it was stupid or awesome or a combination of the two, but the evil tattoo in "Never Again" was definitely memorable. (Always made me think of Blue Oyster Cult's "Tattoo Vampire.")

"Civil disobedience." That's the movie I'd like to see. Where's our SF Gandhi?

May I suggest "Milky Way Dark?"