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Hey! I have that! I never knew it was a thing. I’ve always been able to pick stuff up with my feet. They’re wide, and I’m also WAY more comfortable barefoot. My husband doesn’t have this, though. I wonder if that’s why he’s so ok with shoes he’ll even wear them just lounging around the house. [shudder]

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Also I gave up on Legends of Tomorrow more then a year ago and I’ve had no problems following along with their end of things.

No, absolutely not. It does not matter how much they are paid or how much they are in the public eye. Having naked images of you stolen and then being blackmailed to prevent their release is 100% NOT part of their job.

Great, now I have to boil my eyes, you monster. Take your stars and fucking shoot me.

I’m trying so hard not to vom now.

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From what I've gathered, Kryptonian cells are very radiation-sensitive. (X-ray vision, kryptonite, yellow sun charging, red sun depleting). Even the Daxamites, (people of Daxam, a Kryptonian colony world) gained Superman level powers when their sun turned yellow. Interestingly, instead of Kryptonite, they are