Well, he could ask his cousin how she handles it, I guess. But I don't recall Alan Moore mentioning Argo City's "Scarlet Jungle" Brand Bikini Wax Strips in any issue of DC Comics Presents...

Off-topic, but I just realized "The Interpolation of Frickin' Mermaids" would be an *AWESOME* name for a band...

I'm just busy trying to figure out how to insert the word "dermatoglyphes" into my next conversation.

+1! Ack!

Um, you know how he has to shave, don't you? Laser Eyes + crotch = all the windows in Metropolis shattering from the ultrasonic scream.

It can't possibly be as good as the source material, but I have hope (Johnny Depp makes anything at least watchable). But the interpolation of frickin' mermaids into the plot gives me pause.

Are you sure you're not suffering from Paxton-Pullman Disassociative Disorder? Bill Pullman was the one who had roles in Spaceballs and ID4. Lead roles, I might add.

That's not a sammitch!

...and the vessel they arrived in.

Nah, that was just Ringo. He had a Hole in his pocket.

Had to go directly to YouTube to watch it (my laptop is positively glacial loading imbeds sometimes), but I can't believe I wasn't aware of this! Wonderful Van song, thanks!

This one was more tonally jarring than scary. The first half has the voice-over lady melodramatically overselling Sam's horrible plight, and then cue the sitcommy theme and Scott Bakula futzing around in drag. Looked like he was having fun to me!

I know! Even the little kid who said it sounded like he/she was barely suppressing a snicker!

Anecdote accepted. Snappy comment not found.

Immediately followed by, "BRAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!"

Of course I like the Stones (especially Exile), I've just always seen them as separate from the other three, for some reason. Van Morrison: yes. I confess I'm unfamiliar with what tracks are on the album you mentioned, but "Into The Mystic" and "Jackie Wilson Said" are two of my favorite songs. Oh, crap, I almost…

My nephew had the same problem, only not with the MGM logo: he'd run out of the room every time Margaret Hamilton came onscreen in Oz.

There was a Kandorian Party Dimension?!? Kinda makes me wish I hadn't stopped watching around Season 5.

Anyone else old enough to remember Danny Kaye's intro for the original telecasts of The Wizard Of Oz, where he assured youngsters the MGM Lion was a "good" lion?

Thank you!! (Though it really didn't traumatize me so much as make my brother and me snicker uncontrollably.)