He did such a good job stealing defeat from the jaws of victory that I half expect the Democratic Party to hire him to run their next presidential campaign.

I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

In order to run the clock down to 20-25 seconds to deny NE a better chance for a drive, Seattle sacrificed the ability to run the ball 3 times if needed. They only had one TO left remember. So that means 2 runs and 1 pass. I think that's an acceptable trade off versus giving Brady more time.

+19 hijackers

Pats came back from down 10 in the 4th quarter against the best defense in the league. No offense, but you're goddamn fucking right it was a Pats win as opposed to a Seattle loss.

Wow, finally a landmark! I take the Metra from Union Station once every few weeks, and it's the most poorly signed transit hub since Kafka Memorial. Tracks 1-17 over here. Tracks 18-22? Walk through the Amtrak first. Wait, stop by the ticket counter that's nowhere near your track and wait for awhile. At least now it…

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

How is Piazza a suspected juicer, but not the guy that pitched until he was 46?

"How else are you supposed to start it?"

It reminds me of that Crichton book, Congo, in that assembling an army of the most vicious aggressive defenders will eventually result in self-inflicted destruction of the very master who they once purported to served.

"Christ, Janet, this is why we can't have MARTA"

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Dillweed. +1

Whatever way you describe it and where ever the point of impact was supposed to be, he was still leading with his head. He launched himself leading with his head. Period.

Reminds me of...

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

Yeah.

You're not supposed to. That's what makes it a noodle incident.

Too late. Damage done. Wrong Muskegon. You'll never make State this way.