With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

She is playing the victim about valid criticisms about herself. None of those criticisms involve her assualt and almost all of them were made way before the assault even happened.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This is the best answer, I wouldn’t kill myself right away but I would see how things played out for a couple years with Ivanka.

The stage dresser thought there should be one thing on that table which she had actually read.

Bennie Braswell doesn’t smell rivalry; he doesn’t smell anything. Bennie Braswell is searching for the lunar lander so he can go home.

Had a layover in Charlotte once, never again. The only redeeming factor is Bojangles in the terminal.

That’s the last time they ever invite Tim over to watch the game.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

Actually, he just typed “FIF” and before he could go any further, Google’s autocomplete did the rest.

The Spy Who Loved Pee

He uncovered the corruption at FIFA via the secret spy method of Googling “FIFA + Corruption”.

Pissin Impossible

Strong take, I respect it.

I had pretty chalk takes: Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts at 10, The Boondocks, Krazy Kat, The Far Side, and Bloom County at 9. My strongest take is probably that Mallard Fillmore is the single worst strip of all time (it didn’t get enough votes to place).

Really didn't take long for someone to drop the word "thug" in there.

To hurt your feelings.