I wish he would volunteer himself for a CTE examination.

Surprised to search this whole post and found not one mention of the alternative acronym Cobb residents use for MARTA.

CALL THE COPS!

Easier to explain than the punctuation in your comment, anyway.

Is a citation of “Google Sean Hanity Obama Plagarism” acceptable in the AP Style?

All I see is fetal alcohol syndrome and “derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp”.

Hold on. Who are the actual villains of John Hughes movies?

Me neither - laughed so hard I cried

Having compassion is not normalizing it.

Nah.

I worked at JJs for two weeks when I first moved to Chicago in 1997. It was in Lincoln Park among a stretch of hold-over 80s frat bars and open until 2am. The drunk assholes who came in after midnight were so intolerably obnoxious...

Bullshit on the handicapped button and fuck any healthy person who uses it. Sure it’s all great and fun for everyone but then it gets broken from overuse and the one time your leg is broken and you walk up to it in crutches and actually need it to work instead of trying to badge in and get your shit through the…

And gets racially profiled while buying a gallon milk at Woodman’s.

The editor’s job is approve the copy and the headlines. In his defense, he also knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

/weeps

I’ve been saying this since 2010. That the election after Obama would be the last including all 50 states. My money is on Texas going forward with the secession bill as soon as possible after the vote. Several dark horses in Kentucky, Montana, Idaho and North Carolina.

It is? I’ve read it in relation to Trump at least half a dozen times.

“Bullshit! I scrub my BALLZ widdit!”

Dave Butz