The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

For fuck snakes

"Not anytime soon."

We can look at the history of what happens when black people arm themselves. Look at the Black Panthers in Oakland in the 60's and 70's. Ronald Raygun, while he was governor proposed and signed gun control legislation, the Mulford Act. We don't have to speculate what the result would be if black people armed…

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

Yeah, Baby Boomers went to southeast Asia and ate raw fish heads. Baby Boomers are pussies.

Going to Europe

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

Diagnosis: Xanax hangover after a couple of espressos.

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

Agreed. Coors is fucking tasty. The generic, blind hatred of all domestic macros is tiring.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

"You're making a fool of yourself, Steve. There's something called due process and due process ain't those little droplets of water that form on the grass in the early hours of the spring morning. Get a grip."

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

My favorite Hurricanes moment was when Lindros got caught nailing Brind'Amour's wife and chased a veteran piece of the puzzle to Carolina.