Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

Agreed. Coors is fucking tasty. The generic, blind hatred of all domestic macros is tiring.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

"You're making a fool of yourself, Steve. There's something called due process and due process ain't those little droplets of water that form on the grass in the early hours of the spring morning. Get a grip."

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

My favorite Hurricanes moment was when Lindros got caught nailing Brind'Amour's wife and chased a veteran piece of the puzzle to Carolina.

I'd usually agree with that sentiment, but that said, it couldn't have happened to be a bigger asshole.

I remember when the Orioles tried to intentionally walk Miguel Cabrera, then of the Miami Marlins and much skinnier. One ball came too close to the plate and Cabrera knocked it into the outfield, driving in a run and winning the game.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

A decent concept, ruined by a flawed execution and turned historically awful by a noble but ill-minded commitment to the material that dragged on way too long. -1,000

2) Dan Snyder sued me.

If MLB ever wants to really address the how and why about how they lost America's youth, they need look no further than 1994, and the steroid era they tacitly endorsed to make up for it.

Yea! Look at them loser bandwagon fans! They only want to go to a game when the team is entertaining. Real fans will gladly hand over cash to a billion dollar business no matter how bad the team is. Mike Myers hasn't made a good movie since the first Austin Powers. But that didn't stop me from seeing The Love Guru…

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Hi, Dan.

Qatar?

Jesus Christ. A discussion about Donald Sterling becomes a diatribe about "JEB BUSH = teh suck cuz Iran Contra." Of all the fucking things I expected to read today, I can safely say this wasn't one of them.

I GAWH DA BAWL BRAWH!

Tim, this whole thing is despicable. You are totally sullying this guys good name - a complete and utter character assassination. How can you call yourself a journalist? I mean I am fine with everything else, but did you have to point out that this guy still uses an AOL account?