so how much did David Stern fine the Lakers for not showing up to Games 3-5 of the 2004 NBA Finals?

To head off the 'How can you take somebody's property' arguments, Sterling doesn't own the team like he owns a car or house.

New York Post caption: "FIRE IN THE POLE: JERZY'S JERSEY GOES 'KRA-KOW!'"

Not a good one, fuck face.

Nuclear is not the answer. Not only do you have to deal with the nuclear waste and hope that you don't have an accident, you also have to purchase nuclear fuel from other countries which doesn't help us with our energy independence. We need to go full-steam ahead on wind and solar. It costs more up-front but the…

Internet Drinking Game:

Somewhere, Paula Deen let out a huge fart of relief.

King Comments On Sterling, Silver

It's not infringing on anyone's freedom of speech FFS. http://xkcd.com/1357/

At first, listening in on their conversation felt very strange. But wow, it's fascinating the way this discussion/conversation/argument goes. Sterling is incredibly good at manipulating her emotions. the first couple of minutes are just nonsensical ramblings of an old racist who doesn't understand that other races…

I wonder how the Illinois percentage would change if you limited responses to just Chicagoans?

I'd like to defend Illinois but I'm too busy planning to move to California, having been done in by the recent appearance of a slick, inch-thick crust of frozen hail on the streets.

Found your problem, Hawk.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

You can tell this kid is at most 11. No Cubs fan that was alive in 2003 is capable of feelings anymore.

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

Wrigleyville is the most lamentable thing white civilization has ever produced. I view it only through the lens of shame and embarrassment, a black eye on the history of our proud and noble people.

+1 for "horny atheist silverback gorillas"

That will show him!

Blatant Bitch Bracket lobbying.