What team represents the pink area in parts of Utah, Idaho, NV, and MT?

One can only dream of the day when Philly fans are this invisible.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

I believe the title should read 'spurts' not 'sports'.

Guess that they will have to retire the "Who Ya Crappin'?" segment

I know it's been reported incorrectly on every single article about this crash, but all it takes is 2 seconds of looking at the video or the higher-res picture to see that it ran up the STAIRS BETWEEN THE ESCALATORS.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

It's an escalator, stupid. You don't need to run up it.

What in the holy hell is going on here? Why are people saying shit to me about TV rating systems like I'm the guy that made the point and not happyhoosier? My point was that it's crazy that the shittiest NFL game of the week is still worth more than even the most popular shows on TV and then here comes every nutjob…

I am a teacher, and we do not watch live television. The last live TV in my classroom was on September 11th, 2001. There are no parties, "free days", food, gum, candy, or soda. Phones and earphones are out. We don't sit in a circle, talk about our feelings, hold hands, or sing Kumbaya. That is not why they pay me.

that's depressing. thank you!

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

"should have been wary when he compared his work to GG Allin's."

+315 lbs.

I remember a few years back a fake football player also made the rounds on a bunch of shows, and then the Raiders drafted him first overall.

there was no way to prevent what happened to Kevin Westgarth

You're right. All the people on the ice were 100% powerless to stop what was predestined.

The best part of the game was when the Penguins lost.

"Minus-five, with chances of a weak Flurry"

Oh cum on, you're foreskin that one.