Nobody remembers Darrell Green for what he said:

WWDGS

What's the difference between a Cheesehead and a shithead?

They probably would've caught that before air.

I'm still mad that they took away Bernie's chalet. "We don't want to encourage binge drinking," said the owner of the team named the Brewers, who play in Miller Park, beneath a Miller Beer ad the size of a football field.

New Glarus.

HA!!!

Hee!

Please. American miles-traveled is already back down to mid-1990s levels, and the number of 18-34 year-olds with a license is down more than 40% from 5 years ago.

I think Exodus II closed. I know Wild Hare did.

Remember the billboard the Sox posted at Addison and Sheffield in 2001? "Major League Baseball, 8.1 miles south."

I had no idea bear junk looked like people junk.

Pantsless? How is this any different from half the people inside The Cubby Bear, post-game?

And Sheffield, his close-to-retirement Tea-Partying uncle from Hoffman Estates, who drives to the games because he's afraid of sitting next to a black person on bus, but still complains about parking prices. When driving home, he's always sure to block the box at Irving and Elston.

What is this, porn? It's not even in IMDb.

That Public transit isn't going to race bait itse— oh, I'm sorry, no I don't need anything else, this New Glarus beer is all. Thanks, Mars Cheese Castle employee!

That's what we eat for breakfast! Delicious!

Burns don't count when they come from raiding your mom's Facebook page

You're not too bright are you?