Please die from a prison-rape-caused perforated bowel.

Well, I'm not one of those people, but I am certainty particular about the rest in between sets. Which is directly proportional to the amount of volume, I.e.weight. Even still, 5 to 6 sets of 4 to 5 reps each needs about 75 to 90 seconds rest between. That's not going to take more than 10 minutes. That said, I'm happy…

Or just wait 5 minutes.

Yeah.

That public transit isn't going to race-bait itself.

What's up with all the Packer Backers living in Chicago? Can't we get some border security, Dick Durbin? There are plenty of jobs up north. Those bowling shoes aren't going to spray themselves.

Not even close. But I do lay your 400 pound mother down on a bench.

Feta. Your mother's feta.

I lift your mother's FUPA...

This is my work gym, too. I have to get a full work out in 3 times a week in under 45 minutes during lunch. I fully cop to being a prick about it - but if I'm sitting there timing my rest internals w a watch, it's pretty obvious I'm not going to let someone in. Wait five minutes - its not like they have a plan. I…

Probably.

Nah. A bike store, p'raps. Or a wine shop. But I appreciate your comment.

Actually, no you can't since your type 2 diabetes has rendered you blind. I only lift during the winter, when I'm not racing my bike. I hate having to share what time I am in there with people whose only exercise the other 11 months and 3 weeks a year is pulling a wing through their greasy mouth hole.

...writes the guy who couldn't think of anything better than BroNamath, even after somebody else couldn't either. Hey, put your phone down. The drive thru order taker is ready for you.

"Can I work in?"

/ tries to unsee post-junior-prom "hookup"
/ calls Lacuna, Inc

Nah. They are DOD supplier. Sheeyit, the Pentagon prolly pays them $4 million per rifle.

Reminds me of a certain Milwaukee baseball team taking away Bernie's giant stein that he used to slide into after home runs when they moved in to their new stadium.

Ah, I see what you did there! (Had to look up BFG.) But, yeah Big Fuckin' Hurt FTW