1. Look up the "Good Roads Movement". Then take a glance at the 2011 book, "Fighting Traffic." Until the 1920s roads were not "for cars" (the roads you may drive on in your bullshit suburb sucking up my tax dollars were, but that's different). In fact, roads were literally taken by force from pedestrians, cyclists,…

Ha. The Taco Bell ad. That, and he won the '89 Tour because of Fignon's ponytail.

/makes jerking-off motions.

My MAN.

Chicago rider, too. Milwaukee bike ninjas are the worst.

As a person who rides a bike for 99% of his trips, I agree with 99% of what you said.

I write this as a former training, racing, licensed amateur cyclist - who now rides to every day as merely a two-wheeled commuter - "roadies" (as the spandex-wearing crowd are called) who ride on shared paths, playing bikes, with zero regard for other users are the worst.

Meh, this is simply a fuck-up leading to misinterpretation: it's supposed to be paint-streaks, not blood. Same in blue as it is in red.

If he could it would be upside down.

Speaking of trolls, Drew Magary for President (blue states.)

Being from Alaska, now living in Chicago (and I'll take an Italian Beef - Regular Al, dipped, with sweet & hot - over a slice of fucking stuffed pizza that tourists shove in their fat-piggy-moufholes while wearing [insert Big Ten school's name here] sweaters any day), I've actually had Akutaq (colloquially: Eskimo Ice…

Tsar Bomba, 50Mt:

Gonna keep going:

I like The Blago cause its trendy-singular and it rhymes. My best one so far is The Philadelphia Philadelphia Eagles Fans.

I meant the Jesse Jackson Juniors. Or how bout The Chicago Blago?

In exchange for the Redskins changing their name, I propose negative stereotypes of each team's fan base:
The Detroit Tea Partying Suburbanites
The Atlanta Georgia Bulldogs Fans
The Minnesota Nice
The New England HOV Lane Cheaters
The New York New Jerseys
The Chicago Jesse Jacksons...

There are so many Cardinals fans living in Chicago. Because they all moved here to get away from "Get A BRAIN! Morans" guy.

YUP.

So many OSU fans at Ryan Field. Probably all alumni from Lincoln Park. Someone should fill that tunnel with concrete.

Biloxi Bros.