AhahahahhahahahhaYES!

I'm sorry, which ankle?

"Roll 'em up!"

"Fuck you, I'm eating."

I went to North Texas, a commuter school for most students, but it was also a HUGE music school - which is why I came to go to school there from Alaska. The school is basically opposite of Texas A&M's "98 Percenters." So the frat scene there was pure tragicomedy. Nothing but C-students bros with highlighted…

When Peppers scored I came...

I was a tuba player w the North Texas Mean Green Band, and we had that line on our T shirts. Made a lot of sense since more people came to us perform than the team. Related, that tuba was a lightning rod.

blammo.

Incorrect attribution. I think you mean Alex Jones.

That Don McLean was full of SHIT man.

Hey! Don't forget the tuba players.

No way. Those kids would look like total dorks.

I was just going to post this. +1

Biebs has just been told that Money will indeed fuck her old, ugly ass.

For the lesbian Jags fans, do they offer this in a cup shaped like Jodi Foster's knuckles?

Richard Trumpka: "It WORKED! FUCK you, Murdoch!"

Thank you. I just pooped little.

Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Rush Limbaugh, and Rachel Maddow often meet for a Sunday brunch of coke and eggs.

You do NOT...wanna know how they make the chicken rings.