/ Edward Snowden takes a break from tweeting about NSA, reads this.
/ Goes back to tweeting about NSA
/ Looks over shoulder
/ Has shot of vodka, straightens picture of Putin on the wall

At 14, I was a huge Haggler fan and was crushed when he lost.

Ha, I got one off Baines, too - in the 12th of a Mariners game at Comisky in 2001. My buddy had just come home, turned on the TV and was pleasantly surprised to see the game still on, and then seconds later see me catch it. He immediately calls to tell me A) to put my shirt back - I really shouldn't have taken it…

This is older than the Ganesh masturbation joke.

Brilliant.

As a cycling fan who wanted to strangle every single "I Believe in Lance and Santa Claus and unicorns" moron, Fallow Johnny's public humiliation was pretty fucking fun.

Still, these boobs are probably better (and less angry) than the boobs for sale at The Weiner's Circle in Chicago. Order the Chocolate Milkshake and compare.

Well, it is our (Illinois') problem...

Well, it is out problem...

"Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....anapolis is that way!"

Funny you bring up Obamacare. If Americans drove less we'd have much more affordable healthcare (less demand), and no need to subsidize it (not that paying for the healthcare of those likely to be the fattest - and diabetic - is going to make it any cheaper): http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/…

And I won't be thanking you - you should be thanking me:

Very few local roads are state-owned highways, dipshit, especially where bicyclists are riding. And (I'll speak louder so you can understand me) LOCAL ROADS AREN'T PAID FOR BY FUEL TAXES. Local DOTs pay for those through through sales and property taxes.

Yeah, um no. Zero $ come from gas tax locally. Christ the highway fund isn't even half covered by that. What is contributed from vehicle registration fees and licensing - not much - is quickly eaten up by a small portion of the public cost of each mile you drive, $.39 cents a mile. Crashes, pollution, land use…

They're all from the suburbs, so they can go fuck themselves, too.

And a legitimate complaint at that, with a huge side of Schadenfreude. There is nothing I love to hate more than the legions of slack-jawed Packer-backers, wearing jerseys that reach their knees or t-shirts tucked into their tapered jeans, walking around River North/Mag Mile, looking for the Disney…

And Navy Pier, that human bug zapper, is the most popular tourist destination for Packers fans.

Fromunda.