Martin MacDondald deserves a severe ass kicking.

Has anybody ever seen a full-size Krackel bar in the wild?

My first suspect would be the dildo giving her a piggyback

I rip Deadspin a lot for its sins of the past. But, wow, what a tremendously written story. It’s a story all too common in this business. Never knew Jennifer Frey, but I’ve known a number of Jennifer Freys, and stories like this are crushing and cathartic every time. May God bless her daughter.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I love the first series “Albert and Drew are Hungry”
Now I want “Ashley Feinberg is Thirsty!”

You must have missed the “Dr. V’s Magical Putter” story.

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

I’m in a union. Everything about it is terrible.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

We should all talk, and by talk, I mean type, the same way Kevin did in the opening paragraph to this story, the one about the UFC, which of all live sports rights, is the one currently being written about, here on this website Deadspin, part of Gawker media.

Fuck that. The greatest finisher of all time is Steroids, followed in a close second by the Wicked Chair Shot to the Head.

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

Nope. Just seconds later, they built a wall around him (and made him pay for it!)

Silly man. Jordan may not know what an apple tastes like, but don't be fool enough to say he doesn't know how to work a cock. That's his wheelhouse.

We switched from inexpensive rice cookers to a Zojirushi a couple years back. We make rice a lot and the non-stick surface on the cheaper ones just did not hold up for very long. This led to sticking and burning.

Who gave Corky from Life Goes On a keyboard?

“Is ok, man. Go for it.”

I quickly read the headline and thought it started “Braying Shitwheel Mike Lupica ...” I think I prefer Braying Shitwheel, actually. If anybody could christen the Braying Shitwheel for humanity, it’s Mike Lupica.