Martin MacDondald deserves a severe ass kicking.

Has anybody ever seen a full-size Krackel bar in the wild?

My first suspect would be the dildo giving her a piggyback

I rip Deadspin a lot for its sins of the past. But, wow, what a tremendously written story. It’s a story all too common in this business. Never knew Jennifer Frey, but I’ve known a number of Jennifer Freys, and stories like this are crushing and cathartic every time. May God bless her daughter.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I love the first series “Albert and Drew are Hungry”
Now I want “Ashley Feinberg is Thirsty!”

There’s plenty of room for an ‘all of the above’ option. There’s no reason they can’t both be pretty much scum of the earth.

Or he thinks that Nick Denton is as big a shithead as Thiel and most reasonable people do.

I know right, stick to sports!!!!!!

I get why you guys have an issue with Peter Thiel, but do Gizmodo readers really care about his politics? I thought the Gawker site was officially shut down.

Your mom is my friend, especially when I put it in her ass. Your dad just sits there speechless.

Let’s just say I’ll put my resume against yours any day.

You must have missed the “Dr. V’s Magical Putter” story.

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

I’m in a union. Everything about it is terrible.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

We should all talk, and by talk, I mean type, the same way Kevin did in the opening paragraph to this story, the one about the UFC, which of all live sports rights, is the one currently being written about, here on this website Deadspin, part of Gawker media.

Fuck that. The greatest finisher of all time is Steroids, followed in a close second by the Wicked Chair Shot to the Head.

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

Nope. Just seconds later, they built a wall around him (and made him pay for it!)