Has anybody ever seen a full-size Krackel bar in the wild?

My first suspect would be the dildo giving her a piggyback

I rip Deadspin a lot for its sins of the past. But, wow, what a tremendously written story. It’s a story all too common in this business. Never knew Jennifer Frey, but I’ve known a number of Jennifer Freys, and stories like this are crushing and cathartic every time. May God bless her daughter.

These are just some of the reasons why Americans consume what I bet are millions of toasted sandwiches each year.

Or $3.99 for the first minute, and $1.99 for each minute thereafter ...

All those Camels he smoked finally did him in.

Probably a paid gig with now-defunct Gawker Media.

I’m a fan of whatever wood stain they painted Simmons with for his God-awful HBO disaster.

Please. Those assholes don’t even serve jalapeno mac & cheese. Fuck them!

Pacman Jones’s posse paralyzed a strip club bouncer. Chris Henry fucked up repeatedly and now is just flat-out dead. I think you guys can find two better examples of overzealous policing by the league.

Glad to hear Hooked on Phonics finally made it out to the Red States. Don’t lose faith — indoor plumbing is right around the corner!

He hit ’em right in the Hein ...

But at least Big Mike got them Tiparillos ....

And then her banged a pair of sisters in a Port-o-Let and tipped it over on them as he left.

Dislocated taint.

That dinosaur post did hurt on many levels. Discovering that your evolutionary idol was a fucking pussy is traumatic.

So very thirsty ... if this Univision thing doesn’t work out, take your tantalizing talents to Tele-Muuuuuundo

You had me at “remedial.” You could even use it in other sentences, like “Deadspin is remedial journalism.” But then we abuse the word “journalism” ...

Oh, they deserve the reprisals. Adios, Timmy!

So, the “news” is that the court gave a continuance. The agenda is to largely repost the story that was pulled. Amateurish. Good way to get fired, which is what some of these idiots need.