Has anybody ever seen a full-size Krackel bar in the wild?

My first suspect would be the dildo giving her a piggyback

I rip Deadspin a lot for its sins of the past. But, wow, what a tremendously written story. It’s a story all too common in this business. Never knew Jennifer Frey, but I’ve known a number of Jennifer Freys, and stories like this are crushing and cathartic every time. May God bless her daughter.

These are just some of the reasons why Americans consume what I bet are millions of toasted sandwiches each year.

Or $3.99 for the first minute, and $1.99 for each minute thereafter ...

Or he thinks that Nick Denton is as big a shithead as Thiel and most reasonable people do.

Or causing your new Univision hefes to clean house over your silly vendetta.

All those Camels he smoked finally did him in.

You gotta talk to that bitch. She’s now taking it up the ass for food stamps.

Beats turning your sister out. She’s not even a $1 whore these days.

You blow your dad with that mouth?

I come here for Magary. Best writer in the business. They gotta be paying him a ransom to slum with these shitheads.

Your mom doesn’t. I see to that three times a week.

We’ll build a wall around you yet ...

Your mom is my friend, especially when I put it in her ass. Your dad just sits there speechless.

Let’s just say I’ll put my resume against yours any day.

Probably a paid gig with now-defunct Gawker Media.

It would be more accurate to say that Peter Thiel is starting his war on journalists, because you’d be hard-pressed to correctly identify anyone from the assorted collection of hacks that the former Gawker Media enabled as an actual journalist.

I’m a fan of whatever wood stain they painted Simmons with for his God-awful HBO disaster.

Please. Those assholes don’t even serve jalapeno mac & cheese. Fuck them!