He’s the North Korea of LBs! He’s gotta go all the way and get the Kim Jong Un haircut to match.

Except having unlawful access to and unlawfully publishing medical records in violation of HIPPA regulations. That one is kinda against the law, Sport ...

You can remove the talentless hacks from Gawker, but it’s much harder to take Gawker out of these talentless hacks. Adios, Univision!

“Renlentless Targeting!” C’mon, let’s pump the brakes a bit. (Ian O’Connor just screamed about (relentless and lawless assault!” on ESPN’s site) Yes, Cam was hit in the head a few times, and yes, the league’s protocol was donkey fucked at the end. But slow motion isn’t the same as real life. Guys are sprinting full…

Denton should have assigned him a story to get him sued before he sold to Senor Univision.

Which means you think Douche Wagner 14.0 has any importance at all?

He could certainly write for Deadspin. You guys pull shit out of your ass every 15 minutes ...

So Rapinoe is pissed that she didn’t have her opportunity to make a political statement. Seems she may be more focused on herself and the attention she receives than the message she’s attempting to convey.

Ashley Feinberg es muy, muy thirsty ...

I’m crying because Barry doesn’t use spellcheck (“austism”?)

That’s how George and Weezie did it ...

I’m gonna suggest they start serving the purle drank in the office cafeteria. Just Win, Baby!

Sorry. The price just went up to Too Expensive for Minnesotans ...

She’s so very thirsty ...

There’s similar pitch-framing commitment going on right now on the dead husk of the Gawker site.

Maybe Peter Thiel could pony up the rest. I mean, he’s done kicking your ass, right? Time for a new hobby.

Much like Peter Thiel sacked a bloated, unsavory Gawker. History comes alive!

Meet the new hack. Same as the old hack.

The jump from college to the pros is astronomical. Think about how many decent QBs there are in college. Now consider that there are only 12 or so QBs worth a damn in the NFL.

Dak has done everything he could possibly do, at this point. And that’s certainly a positive. But let’s pump the brakes a bit. Nobody’s game-planning on defense yet. He’s going against base, vanilla defenses who don’t want to put any wrinkles on film.