Probably A.J.’s bio. Shit the bed on the biggest stage he’ll ever see. Truth absolutism at its best.

Wow, I knew Cleveland isn’t the wealthiest place but I thought they could afford the bread for a shit sandwich.

He’d be the Michael Jordan of Murderball

Willie Mays looks fuckin’ GREAT!

I’m sorry, Tim. The correct answer is “we’ve got legal bills to pay.”

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

Libel is more entertaining than this, right?

It is Gawker. It is a Friday. What did you come here expecting exactly?

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