Just another example that there’s no right when it’s Wong ...

I quickly read the headline and thought it started “Braying Shitwheel Mike Lupica ...” I think I prefer Braying Shitwheel, actually. If anybody could christen the Braying Shitwheel for humanity, it’s Mike Lupica.

Hi. I’m John Cash.

Probably A.J.’s bio. Shit the bed on the biggest stage he’ll ever see. Truth absolutism at its best.

I’m going with a write-in candidate: Nick Denton. He’s earned it.

And then had the tailor fired off the palace balcony onto Tommen’s splat spot. Mad Queen, that one ...

I can’t help but feel that by watching this, I’m permanently damaged. Holy fuck ...

Please tell me that the Simmons image is doctored. Did they paint that tan on with a brush? It looks like he’s auditioning for Soul Man 2: Megomaniacs Unite

The main diefference is that cows taste good. Almonds have no reason to exist. They’re no cashews, nor are they pistachios. Really, almonds are the Western Union of nuts — obsolete. Fuck them.

And almonds are water hogs. Fuck almonds and the John Elway-looking horse they rode in on ...

But an apple ain’t gonna allow you to slip it between the cheeks of Paula in Accounting after hours. Coffee, preferably spiked with tasty booze, is the only choice, really.

He’d be the Michael Jordan of Murderball

Sadly, yes.

O.J., this is not approved usage of the cellblock computer. Your contract to coach prison intramural teams has just been renewed through 2028.

Hopefully, they light all your shit on fire before they let you go. Now that’s truth absolutism.

I stand corrected. Could i interest you in these magic beans? They’re priced to move!

Don’t mind that our rear bumper has been ramroded repeatedly ...

Hey, that garage was always inviting her inside ...

I’m waiting for someone to come along and say it was a good joke ...

Aren’t you supposed to be writing about frittatas or some such shit?