I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

I got ripped a new one on here for even mentioning that this remark from Dave was totally fucked up. I’m glad that even he can admit it now.

Nope. The crew just throws them overboard and then say the passenger got drunk and fell overboard.

My wife has two degrees from UC Berkley, including a Women’s Studies minor and thought this article was a huge reach and actually chuckled a few times as I read it aloud to her (confession: I may have dramatized my reading a bit). I guess I should tell her that she has no critical thinking skills now?

So.. kill him to teach him that killing people is wrong?

1. Yes, the photos used in a story are usually less dramatic and smaller than the cover photo. That’s how things work.

While they’re scumbags - it doesn’t really count as “secretly” when its in their terms of service, and stated on the complaint form.

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

His crime films do well here in the UK.

Stop voting for these people!

Disney enters negotiations with Univision to purchase Gizmodo just to silence Torch.

Sushi with fried bits in it is more Murica’ than a Camaro IROC with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a greasy mullet.

Yeah, but they were Tiki Torches.

Well, possibly. They could also draw Chipotle, a local pub, or a Home Depot. RNG is crazy this season.

Dad?

If you fund it you’re participating. You’re doing your part. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Yes, nothing says “I love you” like an implicit, threatening demand for reciprocity.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

I have come to realize how silly it is for a partner to sit back and expect someone to magically know your deepest wishes. I think my husband loves it when I’m like ‘I want to stay in bed on Mother’s Day’ or ‘I want to go a baseball game on Mother’s Day,’ because then he is always happy to oblige, but doesn’t have to…