Tim Allen buys a gun for protection but ends up shooting someone in traffic out of anger.

What is the context for “handing over” contact info? Is this being done out of malice?

Not a gotcha, I just hear too much from pro-gun cranks. I definitely would place voting rights over gun ownership if I had to rank rights. And it’s also a little dishonest to act like the Constitution is immutable and cannot be constrained, given how many times it has change through amendments and how its…

People say this about gun licenses, too.

Turns out you can make jokes about him setting himself on fire and dying, judging by almost every other comment on here.

Could you build a bot with Yahoo Answers answers? Sort of an Anti-Expert bot?

“You’ll be playing from inside the hold of an oil tanker while it’s being cleaned out!”

Off the top of my head I can’t think of any national wings chains besides Hooters, so they’ve got that going for them.

I guess I misunderstood the notion of celebrating Mother’s Day in the same manner that childless couples celebrate Mother’s Day. Which is to say, not.

It totally is.

Wait how could your mom and my in-law be the same person?

I’ll remember that the next time I’m doing housework.

Why would a childless couple celebrate mother’s day?

Neat.

tell me that’s not a thing...

Hmmmm. If I don’t want to get robbed, will I enjoy Ecuador?

Your partner is not your mother and yet! You are very directly responsible for her gifts. Perhaps it’s more nuanced than your initial flippant comment would lead one to believe.

Good. Make sure you tell her that, and then leave the entirety of the observance up to your six year old.

Starred so hopefully other people see this and excoriate you.

Wait, “Murgatroyd”?