Tim Allen buys a gun for protection but ends up shooting someone in traffic out of anger.

Boxes of dot-matrix printouts of his tweets.

I only saw the first remake, and nothing since. Are these compelling, even though it’s safe to assume that humans are going to be worse off at the end of the film like clockwork?

It’s a volume operation he’s running. If 1% of his jokes are funny, and he makes 10 million jokes, then that’s a lot of funny jokes.

What is the context for “handing over” contact info? Is this being done out of malice?

Not a gotcha, I just hear too much from pro-gun cranks. I definitely would place voting rights over gun ownership if I had to rank rights. And it’s also a little dishonest to act like the Constitution is immutable and cannot be constrained, given how many times it has change through amendments and how its…

People say this about gun licenses, too.

Turns out you can make jokes about him setting himself on fire and dying, judging by almost every other comment on here.

“Dumb new toy is no dumber than old, dumb toys.”

Could you build a bot with Yahoo Answers answers? Sort of an Anti-Expert bot?

“You’ll be playing from inside the hold of an oil tanker while it’s being cleaned out!”

Off the top of my head I can’t think of any national wings chains besides Hooters, so they’ve got that going for them.

I guess I misunderstood the notion of celebrating Mother’s Day in the same manner that childless couples celebrate Mother’s Day. Which is to say, not.

It happens through reading low-effort Kinja comments.

Just...

Unplugged with a hatchet, yes.

It totally is.

Wait how could your mom and my in-law be the same person?

I’ll remember that the next time I’m doing housework.

Why would a childless couple celebrate mother’s day?

Neat.