aight aight thats pretty cool but imagine if you will a 7m rod

That’s a good point, but I’m paraphrasing someone else via copypasta. You should tell them!

You sure about the rocket guidance? Or is it just fins?

Terrifyingly powerful?

First (and last) time I saw Salad Fingers was in college. Super weird. Then a week ago I see a Salad Fingers tattoo. Weirder still.

Equal measures uplifting and unsettling

For whatever it’s worth, if there was an active shooter you could try smashin’ that mf fire alarm.

I’m sorry... what? Was this evidenciary footage from Sandy Hook or something? I mean it sounds terrible but also like... in some ways it stretches credulity.

It’s a “gravity issue” — something as predictable and unavoidable as the force of gravity.

“Come! Run towards the building and find somewhere to hide!”

“I’m very healthy and plan on have one or fewer unforeseen catastrophic ailments per year.”

But the alternative - railcars - is bad too right? I never saw a way out of this besides renewables.

“Or something”. What if, halfway through fixing your roof, he took a break and let you in on how things really work and told you about a little tract called the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion? What if you saw him on the news at a Westboro Baptist Church funeral protest? I mean as long as he puts the roof on…

TIL LGBT is the same thing as nationalism

Well you mentioned canceling your preorder, which is different from having never preordered it in the first place. You really kicked an anthill here my dude.

Tweeted? wtf is tweeted? Anything that is tweeted should not be taken seriously. I live by that.

So wait... He cannot be silenced, but the developer can?

I don’t understand are 16 year olds entitled to free access to all media?

+1 stolen punchline

Why does this have 3 stars?