Animated parting of Red Sea tonight on ABC!

George is the heir, and Charlotte is the spare.

My tired eyes read that you had an “IED” put in today. Which does sound painful.

That’s Oliver, the giraffe baby-daddy! So he had every reason to be so invested!

Also, the owner is a conservationist. He opened the park because the actual zoo nearby is terrible. He has been protecting and saving animals. His park is very open space and includes natural areas for the animals. The only reason they were penned was due to the birth and the fact that the area is upstate NY in…

If that calf ends up named Giraffey McGiraffeface, Imma be pissed. Better not be Harambe, either.

I’d say He is Risen, but he actually fell

Delicate little shit. Boasts about being a serial sexual predator, can’t handle being seen as a sexual predator.

The BBC called this the most anticipated birth since Prince George? Were they that ambivalent about Princess Charlotte? That’s just cold. But it’s only the beginning of Charlotte’s life as runner-up.

I liked how curious the other giraffe was, too. That one is just like us, a rubber necking looky loo sticking their nose in where it is not needed. Also, it missed the big moment and only came in a few seconds after the baby came out.

Make sure 45 sees it! While he’s fucking dodging tax march protests.

That should have about a million more retweets.

There are 8,500 reticulated giraffes in the wild.

Actually born between 2:26—29. Whoosh! Dumped from above onto the floor by 6' or so.

I feel like April The Pregnant Giraffe was the first meme understood and appreciated by the all-caps boomer aunts of the world. Besides maybe the fucking minions quotes.

That’s wonderful. :D

I said this today on my FB:

I am obsessed with giraffes (hence the avatar) and have been since I was a child. I have been anxiously awaiting this. I kept the feed on in the corner of my work computer. I even set the official twitter account to send me notifications for every tweet and turned off the DO NOT DISTURB function on my phone so I would…

Twitter wins:

Name him Easter.