Often, I agree with you about animal captivity, and I often agree with your posts on other topics, too, but as Squarrs tells us above, reticulated giraffes have suddenly become extremely endangered, rather than just pretty damn endangered. Keeping some of them in captivity is probably a good idea. Who knows? At…

That tweet wins, and you win for posting it!

Goddamit, this guy reminds me of someone really evil and I just can’t remember who! It’s making me crazy! I agree with you about the curse, but if so, he’s been cursed to look like some other evil bastard we already know. Auuggghh!

Oh, I feel you there, I truly do!

I starred this, though I’m too fried from the week to actually understand it, But I wanted to seem cool!

Also, mouse and grape jelly? That’s worse than a friend of mine who ate marshmallow fluff and jelly sandwiches. Why she didn’t just exact her teeth with a pliers right then and there is beyond me!

Hon, I think it’s a troll....

Oh, God. So true, so awful.

Well, arresting blameless mothers of 4 because you can find them easily, rather than going after actual criminals makes me want to throw up, so that’s the only thing we have in common....

At least we have it named now. That’s a crumb of comfort, I suppose.

Perfect analogy is perfect!

Yeah, but that’s just short-sellers. You’ve got to take the long view.

How about a limo for the passengers — with all the trimmings — that left right away? They were in Chicago, for Frink’s sake. It’s a cakewalk to get one!

God, yes.

It really is a gem of both prose and thought. Bravo, Burnenko, bravo!

Oh, no. You may be right. Oh, shit. Where is our generation’s Charles Dickens when we need him? The closest thing I’ve seen to it is Mr. Robot, and that’s operating at a level that most people can’t take in. I’m pretty smart, and a bunch of it went over my head.

Oh, I so agree with you on this. Maybe it’s like Stockholm Syndrome — we’ve been trained not to question or resist because we get to see the consequences of resisting, but the corporations and police departments do their level best to ensure that we do not find out about the benefits of resisting.

I laughed rally hard at this. Thank you, guys/gals!

Must memorize this!

But, of course. It’s a slippery slope that corporatism takes all of us down.