Trust South Park to give us the question at hand in the most compact way possible!

I generally have a very positive view of people, but I’m starting to agree with you. The way they roll over to abuse of authority, abuse of others, and abuse, even, of themselves, is starting to get really disturbing. I got nothing else.

We Need to Talk About Kevin Steve

Oh, yeah. It’s kidney time for sure. NSAIDS hit your kidneys, acetaminophen hits your liver. There’s a reason people who have donated a kidney are never allowed to take NSAIDs again....

I think your first doctor was right! Can you get some marijuana where you are? That would be a lot safer, and might even be therapeutic as well.

Almonds are not the problem. Alfalfa is the problem.

This is lovely, especially given how... limited the damage to that Syrian airfield was. It almost makes you wonder whether the intention was to actually inflict any damage at all. As Dustin Hoffman said in Wag the Dog:

Um, your doctor needs to reconsider. Internal bleeding (ulcers and intestinal) from taking too many NSAIDS is the 16th leading cause of death in people in the US over the age of 55. Even if you are not of AARP age, it’s not great for you to take that many Advil.

Goebbels Barbie? I think she’s no longer hot enough....

I ordered a copy of that movie from Amazon last week, but have been too aggravated to watch it. I remember it being very, very funny, but one can hardly tell how well that will hold up after everything that has happened. We do know that satire is dead, though.

I wish the constant low-grade nausea these moral failings SCROTUS is engaging in was causing me to lose weight, but it’s not. I seem to be eating more treats just to settle my stomach. Dammit!

I love your verbs! I had to tun off Autocorrect because it was constantly arguing with me about my verbs and Spoonerisms. To heck with a computer trying to tell me what language enhancements I’m supposed to be using!

You know, I feel the same way. And I, too, cannot put my hands on exactly what it is. It gnaws at me in an almost Shakespearean way every time I see a photograph of him.

Not bloody likely. Snakes’ tongues not my idea of satisfaction.

Very nice. Perfect analogy is perfect!

You are a braver man than I, Gunga Din. That’s heavy!

Well, this hardly surprises me. I’m sure it doesn’t shock you....

Chechen separatists are cray-cray: let’s never forget that this is where the Tsarnaev brothers came from.

Yeah. Let us never forget that he started the whole landslide that was th normalization of Donald Trump. Until the nukes actually go off, he’s sitting in the catbird seat!

Cecily Strong, whom I sincerely believe can do anything, threatened their masculinity.