Hey, somebody has to decide what color the spring handbags are gonna be!

Best new name in a while. Stealing this!

Yeah, it’s on my short list of stuff that can still make me soil my drawers....

OK, I laughed really hard at this!

Wow, I really liked it. I thought it was well paced, and that the filmmaker really knew what he was doing. People really are different, I guess. I thought that the filmmaker introduced the helicopters and airplanes for schlock effect, and that the chaotic rush of images was intentional. I laughed like a hyena!

I checked, then paled in fear. Yikes!

Well, Carl Hiassen was definitely wrong when he wrote this, then! /s

Goodness Gracious.

Yeah, this happened to me, too. My blood pressure is super-low to start with, but I was really starting to puff up, and my doctor had me measuring the circumference of one of my ankles every day, and one day, boom, it was an inch bigger, and I called them to tell them, and they said,”come in today.” So, I peed into…

Has anyone called the police? Unless the young lady’s, um, baby daddy (?) is her age or younger, in most states, that’s statutory rape. Many of these girls’ boyfriends (?) turn out to be much older, which is actionable in almost every state in the union. It may not help her very much, but it could save the next…

Things seem to be accelerated now. When I was 13, I hadn’t even had my menses yet, and all I thought about was finishing my homework as fast as I could so that I could play basketball outside and eat candy. Basketball, candy, sleep, school, basketball, candy.......

Many years ago, we frequented a restaurant that had beautiful, hand-blown margarita glasses. It took 4-bleedin’-ever, and a long wait, and several phone calls, but eventually, when they made their next order, they were able to set six new ones aside for us and sell them to us at cost. We still have them. They are…

That “car misdirection” thing was quite brilliant. I’m pretty savvy, and I would never have thought of it. Very good!

I do not know your age, Buffy, but unless you are in Edge City with your fertility, you can have this abortion and then Choose Again. Once you have a little breathing room, a couple, or several years down the road, you can choose to have another child.

This GIF is giving me life. Life!

That’s quite impressive, especially the DC/Baltimore part.

I dunno. I think it depends on your age! When I was in my early 20's, I had a Honda Civic 1300 FE, an amazing hatchback that got 52 miles to the gallon on the highway. I would drive from central Ohio straight through to the coast of New England with nothing but a quart of Coke and a bag of granola. I didn’t stop…

I don’t like spending a lot of time in the car, but the number of airlines I am willing to fly with drops every year, so eventually, that’s gonna be my go-to....

Oh, God, no! Remember when he ate pizza with a knife and fork? I shared Jon Stewart’s spiritual embolism that day.

Truer words, friend, truer words.